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What happened when the dog when tot the flea circus? He stole the show. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a dog? A very nervous mailman. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped Can February March? No, but April May. - David Schmitz |
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Q. What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor ? A. Make me one with everything! Q. What do you get from naughty cows ? A. Bad milk! Q. What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it ? A. It let out a little wine! Q. What is de ja fu ? A. It's the feeling that somewhere, somehow, you've been kicked in the head before! Q. What is a pie's favorite sport? A. Piekwon-Do! Q. Where do cows go on vacation ? A. To Cow-lifornia! - Bobby Kelnosky |
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Q. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A. It's tooth hurty. Q. What do you get when your bunny is out in the rain? A. A wet pet. - Erica Somerson |
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