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Q: What do you call a brown boomerang that won't come back ? A: A stick - Katana Stewart |
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Q: Why is a giraffe's neck so long ? A: Because his feet stink. - Adam Ackeret |
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Q: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced ? A: A bucaneer ! - Kyle Weisinger |
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Q: Why did the bugs go to Paris? A: They wanted to watch French flies! Q: When do ducks get married? A: On their webbing day! Q: What did the chicken wear to the wedding? A: A clucks-edo! Q: What does a chef pack before a trip? A: His Soup case! Q: How did the chicken cross the road? A: He walked! Q: What gives big hugs and goes great on toast? A: momalade! Q: What do tourist use to get around on the beach? A: Taxi Crabs! Q: Where do cows go for fun? A: The a-moo-sement park! Q: What do you get when you cross candy with an alligator? A: Crocolates! Q: Which part of a castle is most artistic? A: The drawbridge! - Nikki |
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The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown (submitted by Robin L. Potter) |
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